Look at a globe, a world map or really any kind of physical representation of our beautiful, lovely planet. What do you notice? Obviously, there is a whole lot of blue all over the place—Earth is about 71 percent water after all. More than that, about 96 percent of all that wet, wonderful water is found in the oceans, according to the United States Geological Survey. That amounts to about 352,670,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of water.
Read MoreWTF?: If you’re a stressed, depressed mess, Whiplash can help you get through it
This point in the semester sucks. If you’re anything like me, you’ve got presentations, projects and a second round of exams rolling around, but all you really want to do is dress up and have fun on Halloweekend.
Read MoreWTF?: Fun author analyzes films important to him
Ah … the internet: where millions gather to anonymously joke about raiding Area 51 and young people nationwide get their kicks slamming back Tide Pods on camera. Long lauded as the great democratizer, the internet provides a space in which even the Jar Jar Binkses of the world have an opportunity to be heard by making a splash outside the confines of traditional media. Yet alongside the bizarre conspiracy plots, detergent guzzling and radical resistance, the internet also provides a space where alternative voices in media can gain a following.
Read MoreSports Editorial: Ohio State football experience unmatched, fans come together to cheer on the Buckeyes
“Hey Herbstreit, O-H!” screamed the packed “Block O North” student section, hoping to gain the attention of former Buckeye quarterback and ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit, located more than 200 rows away in Ohio Stadium’s press box. Surprisingly enough, the former Buckeye heard the cheer and responded, as one does, by miming the customary “I-O” response with his arms above his head. This story, and Saturday’s wider Ohio State game experience, is representative of one of the nation’s most ravenous student fanbases, as well as the entire state, and even national community, that supports them. Ohio State football games are some of the most electric sporting events of the year and, in preparation for the upcoming hockey season, maybe the Geneseo community can take some notes.
Read MoreWTF?: Interpretation of Joker gives story a fresh twist
Since 2008 saw the release of superhero movie tentpoles The Dark Knight and Iron Man, the genre has pervaded nearly every aspect of the film world. As the years progressed, comic book movies have become increasingly formulaic and reliance on shared cinematic universes has grown more and more prevalent.
Read MoreWTF?: Play Untitled Goose Game to unleash the anger in your soul
Once upon a time, in a sleepy, quaint European village, there lived a bad, bad goose. One day, the goose was feeling even more horrible than usual, so it decided to wreak all manner of nastiness and chaos on the village and its inhabitants. The goose threw a gardener’s rake in the lake, it trapped the little boy in the telephone booth and it even made the old man fall on his bum.
Read MoreDublin Corners Tap Room now open on Main Street
Main Street welcomed its newest business on Saturday Sept. 28 when the Dublin Corners Farm Brewery opened the doors of its Geneseo taproom at 116 Main Street. Opening day brought locals and students alike to check out Geneseo’s exciting new drinking establishment.
Read MoreWTF?: Brad Pitt is the best actor of all time, you can’t prove me wrong
Space movies are unique because of the way they allow audiences to consider interpersonal relationships, thoughts and character development in a way that is removed from external influences like politics or culture. Director James Gray’s film Ad Astra, which was released on Friday Sept. 20, masterfully explores this phenomenon by sending Major Roy McBride—played by Brad Pitt—on an introspective journey across the solar system in the pursuit of his estranged father.
Read MoreWTF?: Hobo Johnson and band earn popularity with poetic songs
Frank Lopes Jr., the titular hobo of the Sacramento-based musical group Hobo Johnson and the Lovemakers, is the utterly fascinating spokesperson of the manic and lonely. According to Ones to Watch, Lopes Jr. was kicked out of his parents’ house at the age of 19 and subsequently had to turn to his 1994 Toyota Corolla for shelter—the bout of homelessness served as inspiration for his “Hobo Johnson” stage name.
Read MoreWTF?: Witty plot of Shrek dismissed in favor of absurdist online memes
Onions and ogres both have layers, and so do memes on the internet. That’s right folks, this week I’m examining the 2001 animated classic, Shrek. The lovable green ogre has now been a part of the collective consciousness for almost 20 years and, as the 2010s wind to a close, it’s fun to consider the character’s transformation into one of the most consistent, pervading and inexplicable internet memes of this decade.
Read MoreDisney’s box office monopoly hurts prospects of other high quality films
Disney is an interesting and fun company to think about particularly in the context of the wider entertainment world. As the architect of so very many childhood memories, the House of Mouse has long had a stranglehold on the nostalgia industry and some savvy recent business moves, like their acquisition of 21st Century Fox, have turned the company into an increasingly worrisome juggernaut.
Read More“Game of Thrones” season circles back to roots, aims for satisfying conclusion
HBO’s iconic, zeitgeist-shifting television series, “Game of Thrones,” has a lot of narrative ground to cover in its final season. With a shortened six-episode finale, showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss are even more crunched for time than a typical 10-episode season would allow for.
Read MoreFilm Review: Recent DC superhero flick offers fresh humor, change of pace from big name protagonists
As Marvel prepares to release the culmination of more than a decade of world building with Avengers: Endgame on April 26, Warner Bros. has quietly dropped David F. Sandberg’s Shazam!, one of the most endearing, earnest movies to be released in more than a decade of superhero films.
Read MoreProtagonist of “Barry” seems irredeemable, subverts character arc expectations
Stories are most compelling when characters are realistic. Nobody is perfect, so when humanity’s latent flaws are accurately expressed in a character, audiences are more likely to become invested than stories based on unrealistic stereotypes.
Read More“Game of Thrones” should create spinoffs to maintain relationships, fantastical world of series
The final season of “Game of Thrones,” premiering April 14, is not the last time audiences can experience George R.R. Martin’s masterful fantasy world. A “Thrones” prequel series—scripted by Martin himself and Kingsman screenwriter Jane Goldman—will hopefully start production later this year, according to Deadline.
Read MorePulp Fiction offers prescient criticism of toxic masculinity
Samuel L. Jackson quotes Tarantino’s dramatized version of “Ezekiel 25:17” in the 1994 film Pulp Fiction when he promises to “strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy [his] brothers.”
Read MoreAlbum Review: Hozier release maintains unworldly feel of past music, features tracks of both uplifting, contemplative nature
Andrew Hozier-Byrne is an ethereal Irish singer-songwriter who performs under the mononym Hozier. In Greek mythology, a satyr is a male nature spirit known for their love for music, dancing and sex; the two figures might just be one and the same.
Read MoreThe Oscars 2019 Review: Problematic Green Book win sets back progress at the Academy Awards
Somehow, against all odds, the 2019 Oscars awards ended up being … okay? For the first time since 1989, the Oscars went without a host, and everything in the world seemed to indicate that this was an awful idea.
Read MoreArts Opinion: The Oscars promise close race between award competitors
The 91st Academy Awards air on Sunday Feb. 24 and will be the culmination of a particularly contentious awards season. Many of the major awards still seem wide-open, with most lacking a clear front-runner. Yet, as is often the case, this year’s Oscars will be defined by its losers as much as it’s defined by who brings home a statue on Sunday.
Read MoreThe Big Sick: The traditional romantic comedy film with a twist
The best romantic comedy released in recent memory is the Kumail Nanjiani-led autobiographical film The Big Sick. Co-writers Nanjiani and Emily V. Gordon’s sincere dramatization tells the off-beat, comedic story of how the real-life couple met and fell in love.
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