Two weekends ago, three friends and I ventured to Toronto to see a long-awaited Wilco concert. We explored the remarkably clean streets of the Canadian metropolis; we ate falafel and beef shawarma; we bought alcohol legally and our minds were blown by the show. Except for the fact that I clumsily spilled tzatziki sauce all over myself and the gas prices gave me a slight heart attack, the day was flawless.
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Watching zombies shuffle along suburban roads in Shaun of the Dead for any period of time tends to change your perspective on life.
Read MoreFebruary 24 Incidental Amusements
My fellow Geneseo students (or at least those who read The Lamron), I honestly think it's about time we stopped complaining about the weather.
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There comes a point early in each semester after I've checked my syllabi, gotten my first 16,000 homework assignments and sold one or two major but non-vital organs to augment my textbook funds when I begin to ask myself: What the frick am I doing back at college?
Read MoreFebruary 3 Incidental Amusements
There comes a point early in each semester after I've checked my syllabi, gotten my first 16,000 homework assignments and sold one or two major but non-vital organs to augment my textbook funds when I begin to ask myself: What the frick am I doing back at college?
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We now find ourselves on the brink of winter, staring down finals week and starting to catch the beginnings of a holiday spirit (or perhaps a cold). Though snowfall and Scantrons are impending, we get to look forward to all the awesome activities that come with December.
Read MoreIncidental Amusements: The decay of the modern cartoon
Remember the days when all that mattered was whether or not Ash caught the next Pokémon? The days when you’d run off the bus to watch the latest epic faceoff on “Power Rangers?”
Read MoreIncidental Amusements: Frugal furniture
Say you have some extra money lying around – although as a college kid, you probably don’t – and you want to invest in something permanent … a smart purchase that will make people think that you’ve got your priorities straight and your affairs in order.
Read MoreIncidental Amusements: Halloween, a love story
I met the love of my life one Halloween morning after an unfortunate shopping cart collision in the Staples parking lot severed his leg.
Read MoreIncidental Amusements: Forget 2012, the end is nigh!
Good people of Geneseo, I have reason to believe that we have a biblical plague on our hands.
Read MoreIncidental Amusements: All's fair in love and Wario
Nothing says, "I love you, man" like picking up your friends and diving into lava. To clarify, The Lamron does not endorse murdering people with lava. Fortunately, that doesn't stop me from doing so.
Read MoreIncidental Amusements: The Walmart Run
Here we are, still alive with a couple weeks of college under our belt – we’ve successfully begun a new semester and settled into our new homes.
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