Harry Potter would be the worst boyfriend ever

Sorry in advance, my dear friend Ginny Weasley: Harry Potter is not a good boyfriend. Honestly, I wish you’d break up with him and maybe go to Hogsmeade with me instead, but hey, whatever, I’m glad it’s working out for you two.

Just so you know, though, I saw Harry walk into a wall the other day. He broke his glasses and then he stood up and pretended nothing happened and kept walking. So there’s that.

And can we talk about how Harry is oblivious to everything that isn’t ‘relevant to Harry’s story?’ He didn’t realize Dumbledore was gay until I told him to his face, and even then, after I explained how many times I’d seen Dumbledore flirting with Snape, he shook his head and refused to believe me. As if he hadn’t walked in on Dumbledore kissing Slughorn in sixth year.

Also, Harry Potter is so, so bad at magic. He needed a cheater’s guide to potions just to pass that class. Every time I tell him his glasses are broken again, he pretends he likes them that way. We both know he just doesn’t remember the spell to fix them.

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In the wake of the Derek Chauvin verdict, the sports world has had supportive, and problematic responses

The murder of George Floyd was the galvanizing force behind a significant response from the sports world last year. After the conviction of Derek Chauvin in the murder of George Floyd on Tuesday April 20, fans turned to athletes for a response.

Despite having been relatively quiet in the past few months, the National Basketball Association commented on the trial results immediately. These responses seem to have been driven by audiences’ awareness of the NBA’s recent hesitancy towards the topic.

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Batman would be the worst boyfriend ever

With the release of Zack Snyder’s Justice League: Justice is Gray (2021) and the hype surrounding Rob Pattinson’s upcoming role as The Bat in a new spin on the franchise, Batman has been on the brains of anyone into men lately. Since you’re reading this right now, I’ll assume you’re one of those people.

At first, maybe you thought it was simple admiration for a superhero. But that mental image of R-Patz in thick black eyeliner for his bat mask made you start to question yourself. Could you … have a crush on Batman? He fits the usual archetype of the men you crush on: tall, dark hair, a little angry, mostly morally good and sort of punk rock.

So, you decide to give it a chance. The first date is total chaos. Batman—not Bruce Wayne, you only want to date Batman—appears behind you without a sound as you wait outside the restaurant. His cape flaps in the wind, alerting you to his presence. You scream. He just stares at you like you’re overreacting.

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As the Black Lives Matter movement has gained support, BLM has continued to lose its prevalence in national sports

Black Lives Matter protests broke out prevalently in the sports world last year, spurred by the murder of George Floyd which forced the movement into popularity across the nation. Black people are still being murdered by policemen, and where the sports world was previously vocal, it seems suddenly quiet once more. Where have the sports activists gone?

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WTF: Doxing, personal attacks against someone you disagree with will probably only make them hate you more

Yeah, so this article is in direct response to some of the comments that popped up on the social media posts mentioned in this article.

Full disclosure, since you’d probably notice this even if I didn’t directly admit it, I personally condemn the people or person who decided to deface the mural painted in tribute to George Floyd and the BLM movement on the Greek Tree in Sturges Quad. I personally condemn racism, sexism, transphobia, xenophobia, homophobia and any other form of hatred towards or oppression of minority groups. I am an advocate for human rights and equality.

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Anti-Transgender laws in sports have no basis in fact, but rather in transphobic discrimination

The world needs to stop debating, as if the question is hypothetical, whether transgender individuals have the right to simply exist alongside their peers. These individuals are real and valid human beings. They do have the right. End of story.

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Gandy Dancer calls for submissions, celebrates its tenth anniversary

For the first time in the lit mag’s production, evaluation of submissions has been moved entirely online to accommodate COVID restrictions. Submission rates are down an incredible percent from last year—likely because of the pandemic, since participation seems to be down across campus regardless of the organization. Lucky for any potential submitters, the deadline for submission has been moved to March 31, and the editors of the magazine strongly encourage anyone interested to submit immediately.

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Panel of sculptors describe function of drawing in creative process for Geneseo exhibit

Drawing is like solving a problem, according to Gallery Director Cynthia Hawkins. For the many artists involved in the Sculptors Drawing Virtual Panel Discussion, which has been available on Youtube since Feb. 10, drawing is often an instinctive partner to sculpting; less frequently honed than the sculpting itself, but useful nonetheless.

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Washington Football Team Changes to Co-ed Cheerleader Group, Sending a Message of Culture Change to the Rest of the NFL

Cheerleaders are a traditional symbol of football, so much so to the extent that it’s weird when other sports try to incorporate similar pep squads on their sidelines. The energy cheerleaders bring to the field brings a buzz to my veins.

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WTF: Evan Peters kicks ass

There’s something about this dude and his cheeky, mischievous smile that has captivated the attention of any person attracted to men since around 2010 when he played the cute dorky friend in Kick-Ass. Peters’ energy in Kick-Ass, soft and giggling or telling jokes, pokes through each of his roles—regardless of character— to woo every audience member. This remains true of his recent appearance in a particular superhero television show to be mentioned later, which has pulled Peters back into the limelight and has encouraged even more adoration of the actor than ever. Evan Peters…wtf?

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