Geneseo students take part in international art installation to bring awareness to modern-day slavery

If you were to walk through the quad in front of the MacVittie College Union right now, you would notice that many of the cracks and designs in the cement are filled with red sand. This is part of a global art installation, the Red Sand Project, invented by Molly Gochman in 2014.

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Human Books initiative hopes to foster inclusivity, diversity at Geneseo

Listening to stories and having conversations with diverse individuals is a great way for people to learn more about different races, sexualities and ethnicities.

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Chemical Hearts on Prime is a testament to teenage love, heartbreak

Henry Page, played by Austin Adams, is a seemingly ordinary teenage writer who has never experienced romance in the Amazon Prime original movie Chemical Hearts. His wish at the very beginning of the movie is to become editor of the school newspaper.

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WTF: TikTok is worth getting all your information stolen for

Before my Lamron inbox is bombarded with links to articles like this one about how bad TikTok is, let me first clarify that I recognize that the app may be nefarious. And sure, Facebook isn’t any better, blah blah blah. I get it, we basically just shouldn’t be on social media. I can’t help that I love attention. Whoops, that’s a topic for another article.

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Fall Foodie: An Eggplant Parm recipe that will knock those fuzzy socks off

With fall right around the corner and us all having so much free time due to COVID-19, it’s perfect time to practice your comfort food cooking. Eggplant parm is the perfect starter recipe that’s great to keep you warm on a chilly autumn day.

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Learning how to navigate distant learning, a survival guide

Every day provides an opportunity for individuals to both adjust and re-acquaint themselves from the impact of the pandemic.

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Hillel offers students a sense of warmth amidst the pandemic

It goes without saying that 2020 was not the year anyone expected. College students have been affected by this pandemic both academically and socially.

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Tulsi Patel, criminal mastermind?!

Advertising Manager, Tulsi Patel, was fired from her position at The Lamron this week, after Student Association leadership stepped in and removed Patel for embezzlement.

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Star Editor in Chief let go after scuffle with the Office of Sustainability

Editor-in-Chief Julia Skeval was fired from her position on The Lamron last Wednesday. Skeval had published an article clearly defaming another Geneseo student and intern from the Office of Sustainability.

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WTF why did W.C. Hoag get fired from The Lamron?!

In an unfortunate turn of events, The Lamron was forced to fire writer and Copy Editor W.C. Hoag on Wednesday April 29 to avoid an expensive lawsuit and other worse things. Ironically, the paper’s successful “WTF” column—pioneered and continued weekly by Hoag for the Arts and Entertainment section—was the writer’s definitive downfall.

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Sports Editor fired due to boomer energy and clementine addiction

The Lamron’s Sports Editor Alexandros Anton was sadly—we’re saying that for professionalism—fired from the team after a string of unfortunate events in which Anton’s cynicism and contempt for “the man” brought him down.

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Geneseo administration attributes on average increase in GPA to Milne library closure

According to a press release from Geneseo administration, this semester is on track to have the highest student grades seen in the past decade. In the press release, President Denise Battles attributed it to the Geneseo student body and the closure of Milne Library.

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Bills sneak away with value picks in NFL Draft, promising season on the horizon at last

The first round of the NFL draft played right into the hands of the Buffalo Bills despite the fact the team had no first-round pick after the Stefon Diggs trade.

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Sports genre of video games provide athletic entertainment, offer escape from reality

As we continue to fumble around our houses or apartments in a vain attempt to entertain ourselves, the draw of video games has spiked dramatically. Some of you may ask, “but this is the sports section, why am I reading about video games?” I would have to agree that this seems out of place at first, but with a little more thought, it becomes obvious.

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Fall Out Boy's albums ranked from worst to best to feed into your emo regression

Lately, my eyelids have craved smudged black eyeliner, the kind only achieved through a half-sharpened black pencil and frustrated fingers. I’ve been trapped in my room for days, and “the sounds of this small town make my ears hurt.” My time is spent deciding whether to “give in or just give up,” and even if I’m still writing through the bleakness, sending out these articles feels like “mailing letters to addresses in a ghost town.”

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What does it mean for something to be a sport?

“What are sports?” is the age-old question that we’ve all spent years arguing with our friends over, and it’s a tough question to answer. The term “sport” is not only broad, but there are several different definitions relating to what sport actually means.

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Hate being around your significant other? We’ve got the solution for you!

When social distancing began, many couples were separated from each other, which many worried would cause strain on their relationships, but it turns out Zoom™ relationships are the way to go!

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Geneseo enrollment plummets amidst the rise of Zoom University

On March 13 Geneseo students packed their bags and left campus indefinitely two months before the official end of the semester. These students seemed to silently come to a consensus about not returning to campus after spring break. Instead, they’ve decided to enroll in online classes at Zoom University so they could get their degree from the comfort of their own homes.

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Walt, thanks friend

Personally, I cannot wait until the crapture, when our lord and savior Walter Elias Disney will awaken from his cryogenically-frozen slumber to liberate the world from our COVID-19-induced prisons. Every night I pray to Walt, begging the benevolent architect of the entertainment world as we know it to come claim what is his—which is to say, everything.

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Denny’s to become new, school-sanctioned study space

After months of speculation and focus groups, the Geneseo administration has finally announced a new official 24-hour study space to replace Milne Library: Denny’s Restaurant in the town of Geneseo.

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